Friday, November 17, 2006

Wait- The Maid Makes How Much?!

One of the most common topics brought up amongst nannies is what constitutes adequate pay. I would like to lightly touch on the subject with a story from a previous job.

I have worked for some very wealthy families , all of whom have had cleaning people come to their homes at least once or twice a week. I've never known how much they make, but often regard the lump of bills they're handed with a bit of curiosity. "Are those singles?" I wondered. Is it possible the cleaning people could be making that much more than me? "Must be singles," I would reassure myself as I continued taking care of my employer's children.

Then came the day where it became painfully obvious that some services within this specific home were valued more than others. On that particular morning, my employer was leaving her house in a hurry, before the woman who came to clean was done. She would need me to pay her.

"Can you just grab one of those blank checks in the top drawer and fill it out for me? She gets $100."

"Wait just a minute!" I said. "She has been here less than two and a half hours. That means she's making $40+/hour to clean your toilets?! You can take my $9.50 an hour and shove it!"

Well, I said it in my head, anyway, because my employer was already gone and even if she was still there, let's be honest-I would have smiled and complied, secretly hating my existence. Was I wrong all along? Was my employer's most precious darling her dishless sink? Her perfectly made bed? In what bizarro world does it make sense to pay your childcare worker less than a quarter of what you pay someone to clean up after you? (Which, I might add, was something I regularly had to do as the nanny, so my pay should have been $49.50/hour, really). Not to demean this woman's job in any way; she, too, has to deal with many of the problems that nannies do in their jobs...this is simply to comment on the employer's priorities.

As I wrote the check out for the cleaning lady, I smiled and couldn't help thinking, "Good for you. You convinced these people that having a sparkling bathroom is worth $40/hour." The question, then, is: How do I convince them that their children should be worth as much?

I saw on the calendar that the interior designer was coming the next day. It's impossible that she could get paid more than me for picking the proper vases for the living room. She must only get $8.00 an hour, right?

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Am I Working for You or Dating a 15 Year Old Girl?

One of the biggest obstacles facing a nanny is the passive aggressive parent. Normally, when an employer has some sort of issue with an employee, he or she makes it clear exactly what the problem is so that it can be immediately resolved and business can continue running smoothly. This does not seem to be the case in the nanny/parent reationship. I'm not sure if this is because the parent does not want to directly offend the employee/friend/family member (as it's often the case the nanny is all three) or if it's because the parent has never employed someone and does not know how to address certain issues, but I do know one thing: it is VERY annoying.

Case in point: A few years ago, I was watching a little boy who would get very excited everytime I turned on the sink. He would shriek with delight and beg to touch the water. Occasionally, I would lift him up on the counter so that he could stick his hand under the faucet. I would always hold on to him tightly and hold him there for a few seconds until he laughed his little head off and that would be it. No soaking babies, crazy water bills or near drownings. One time, the mother of this little boy walked in and said in a not-so-pleased tone, "Hmm...looks like nanny lets you get away with anything." She then left the room in a bit of a huff and didn't say anything else. Allow me first to point out: craziest thing, after I was born, I was given a name. That name was not nanny. Now, to my bigger concern: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! "Get away with anything?" I didn't hand the baby a beer and tell him to invite his toddler friends over for the party of the year. I let him touch water for three seconds. After all, it is a natural resource and one that he's bound to encounter throughout his life. I felt like I was in trouble and had no idea what I had done.

I suddenly realized why my high school boyfriend had been so frustrated everytime I was clearly mad at him but refused to say why, instead relying on the old," Nothing is bothering me (though really it is and you better figure it out soon and apologize for it before I break up with you)." He was not a mind reader and neither are nannies. Sometimes, you are clearly annoyed with whatever we are doing. Just tell us what it is! If we are letting your toddler color in a coloring book in the living room and you never do, don't say, "Oh, this is where you let him color?"and leave. Say, "We usually only let him color at the kitchen table. Sorry we didn't let you know beforehand." Passive aggressive annoyance only leaves us confused and unsure of what the problem is... Unless you have a specially skilled psychic nanny, your issue is bound to remain unsolved, and your nanny will start to feel uncomfortable in her job.